tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246414407475683561.post220537828697158606..comments2023-04-27T17:26:33.257-05:00Comments on Michael's Soapbox: Say "yes" to "Truck Nuts"Michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18068094606738404076noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246414407475683561.post-82204901095454331272008-04-29T11:19:00.000-05:002008-04-29T11:19:00.000-05:00Instinct,The two things that really stick out to m...Instinct,<BR/><BR/>The two things that really stick out to me about Lucky's comment are these:<BR/><BR/>1) He assumes that he knows how I am "endowed" and as much as says that the plastic testicles make him more of a man. He hasn't seen me in the shower, and the only other use that I have heard of for plastic testicles is neuticals - that is prosthetic testicles for neutered show dogs. Maybe I've got it all wrong! Maybe it's not because of FEELINGS of inadequacy, maybe they literally DON'T HAVE BALLS, and the truck nuts are like the human equivalent of neuticals.<BR/><BR/>2) He assumes that I am an active stud of a polygamist, as the makes reference to my "wives and girlfriends." This guy has a strange perception of reality, since he seems to assume that I get around like King Solomon. Hell, if I had wives and concubines to that degree, I'd be tempted to give him a concubine if he just promised to ditch the plastic novelties and seek professional help.<BR/><BR/>CONCLUSION: I hope for his sake that it was a joke that suffered from the lack of vocal inflection to reveal its purpose. <BR/><BR/>If it was a deliberate joke, then I tip my hat to you, Lucky, as I could not have asked for a better "straight-man" in this matter, although I will give you the constructive criticism that your delivery needs work. If however, this was a real flame, live and learn. Better lab luck next time.<BR/><BR/>Deepest regards to both my readers,<BR/><BR/>--MichaelMichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18068094606738404076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246414407475683561.post-26303795695210448032008-04-29T09:00:00.000-05:002008-04-29T09:00:00.000-05:00I love the (no offense Dude) part. It's like "I'm ...I love the (no offense Dude) part. It's like "I'm going to try and be insulting without you realizing it".<BR/><BR/>It does look like he created an ID just to insult you though so I guess that it's really a complement.<BR/><BR/>He probably just wishes that he didn't have to drive a gigantic Ford Expedition to compensate.instincthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17891346937398300935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246414407475683561.post-78116699438439602372008-04-28T15:59:00.000-05:002008-04-28T15:59:00.000-05:00LL,No offense taken! You are absolutely right abo...LL,<BR/><BR/>No offense taken! You are absolutely right about options. Your girlfriend could spend more time with your truck if she found it more attractive than you. As far as coming onto my blog to flame me is concerned, that is what this entry is all about. If that makes you feel like a bigger man, I have broad shoulders and can take the insult in stride. May peace and self-confidence be with you all the days of your life, brother.<BR/><BR/>--MichaelMichaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18068094606738404076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8246414407475683561.post-25197086865985132112008-04-28T14:28:00.000-05:002008-04-28T14:28:00.000-05:00What about those of us who have an "above average ...What about those of us who have an "above average endowment?" Don't we have the obligation to remind your wives and girlfriends that thay have other options? They don't have to settle for a feminized, Sentra driving (no offense Dude), neutered, metrosexual!! All they need to do is look for a guy with BUMPERNUTS (tm)!Lucky Labradorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09638066193968006235noreply@blogger.com